A machine that comes down encases the neck sprays hot wax on it then retracts.

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It’s an old one but it checks out

I’ve been in a few as well After 30 minutes I’m usually full out staying a 3 hour time limit and still eating…

Jeez how much did you eat

In the voice of Morgan Freeman: The cat did not keep its mouth shut

Are we taking this and making it a Lemmy thing?

Other people were staying later but my position was helpdesk which ended with the end of the days business.

I feel you on the time sheets I’m in a position where I have to get to 40 hours a week, luckily I can put admin or internal meetings down. On a slow week I can add hours for self training

I lived 5 minutes away from an old job years ago. One day the manager asked why I never stayed late (they never authorised overtime) I just walked out the room nothing I could say would improve that situation.

I doubt he can scratch his balls

At least he says please I assume you are a cook and not his secretary

Probably tastes like ass too

Looks like ass

Without knowing the source I’m unable to verify your statement