Remote is great but you might want to polish up your resume while the company is still semi-solvent, since it’s easier to find a new job while you’re still employed.

So wait, you’re one of those people who helped humanity survive?

Thanks a lot.

(That’s both sincere and sarcastic)

Management Team is here for the petty power boost

I would think in most bedrooms they could just walk in (they’re already on tiptoe) and lick. They’re tall enough, I mean.

If it were all for that fat cat I’d be fine with it. But not for the slime currently occupying the suites

I prefer PWWEEK!

Phone, Wallet, Whistle, Egg, Egg, Keys

Remember, it’s three short blasts on repeat for ICE, or if you fall down the well again.

It’s raw, ready for the oven. I bet they didn’t post After pics because they burnt the tentacles.

No he’s over at Wendy’s

Sure, looters aren’t asking me to lie about how it looks on them, nor scan and check them out and print a gift receipt, and I don’t have to wrest off the shoplifting clamp-tag, they’ll take care of it at home. Other shoppers see a crowd and think we’re incredibly popular so they come in and buy whatever is left. … Profit!

He fits, he sits.

Cat.

Yeah, the post was definitely funnier the dangerous way! <)%^)

You skipped a few steps, Maria.

First get a washcloth and take it with you into a nice hot shower. Put the razor where you can find it with your eyes shut. Lather up your hair with some nice-scented shampoo. Spread some of the lather to your face and rub the stubbly areas with the washcloth, to get the hairs lifted up and the skin pushed down. You’ll get a closer shave and fewer cuts.

Now start shaving with your eyes shut, paying attention to how the razor feels on your skin, sliding through the shampoo foam, getting rid of all that stubble.

If you have short hair you can clean up your neck too, just feel for the edge of your hairline with a finger of your other hand so you don’t shave too high. Same for in front of your ears. Then finish washing and conditioning your hair. Feel free to shave any other parts of yourself while you’re in there. Just remember to give them a little rub with the soapy washcloth first.

If you have very dry hair, you can shampoo it first, put on conditioner, and use some of that to make your face slippery for shaving, while your hair gets moisturized during those minutes.

Your hair texture makes a lot of difference on that. Curly or kinky hairs get ingrown more easily.

So… Is Legoland a dystopian nightmare or a utopian dream?

Tbf, they’re made out of useful building material, whereas we’re made of garbage. We must be, because we’re the only meat we don’t eat. And we bury or burn it like we do other garbage.

Well yes you are 💯 correct.

Tbh, I was attempting low humor bc he’s being compared to the top which is more cockeyed but not as twisted as him. And then with the “Bubba” email, he’s not just on the bottom he is a bottom.

God what’s with the weird eye positions on the picture of the bottom?

Very cool. It hints at a stylized Ace of Spades but is beautifully abstract.

Hmmmm… when I was 12… Nixon resigned, Lucy and the Terracotta Warriors were unearthed (in Ethiopia and China respectively but it sounds like a band this way) Ali KO’d Foreman and Aaron outhit Ruth, my dad hated driving 55, my mood ring was always black… No Chinatown or Godfather for me, but I was allowed to see Blazing Saddles! Oh and I heard some of the older teens talk about a new game called D&D that was supposedly getting kids into drugs…

Pig in clover?