What if the t-rex was busty and in a bikini, and a giant woman was in the trees?

So he never stopped. Meaning he continues to do it.

I’m lovin’ it.

# I mean, Crystal does have a ternary operator, too...
bar = case something
      in "aaa" then true
      in "bbb" then false
      end

foo = if bar
        69
      else
        42
      end

;; Or CASE or IF or COND or whatever
(let* ((bar (ecase (something)
              (:aaa t)
              (:bbb nil)))
       (foo (if bar 69 42)))
  )

Ahh, that finally makes sense!

I moved into an apartment once that left me some free cleaning supplies as some sort of “thank you” for moving in. The cleaner liquid said it was “gluten free”. I still can’t figure that one out.

So you can pay them off for me, right?

If I get to haunt a location when I die, I am totally making dick jokes through Ouija boards and other devices.

Easily my favorite pizza, ngl. Though I’ve noticed that the location matters.

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