Mm getting destroyed by massive femboyfriend cock :3

They said the packaging would be discreet!

(I have this printed out and signed by John de Lancie)

My work laptop has one, but it’s pretty much always closed and connected to a dock so I never use it.

Edit: And there’s always a relevant XKCD.

https://xkcd.com/243/

I vote for butt. 🍑

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My biggest feeling about my younger sister becoming my younger brother is that it’s cool we both have beards now.

iT hAs MoLd oN iT, gRoSs!

sitting on the couch

Uh oh.

They’re a keeper. Very stable and reliable.

Just don’t leave.

Draw me like one of your French poodles.

I can’t find the screenshot, but he did say all his posts are Al generated.

Wild. I stopped watching at the beginning of season 5, so that kind of blows my mind.

Considering with current technology we can tell that Greek and Roman statues were painted, I assume with future technology they will be able to tell that Funko Pops are fucking stupid.

I think Aromantic Asexual.

I mean, you could be bi/pan, poly, and have both a wife and a boyfriend. That would still be “not gay”.

Calling someone the “late” whatever generally means they are dead. Did you mean your ex wife?

Edit: Nevermind, actually read the last line. I hate you.