That guy must be a stepdad because no way he’s made any children with his tiny wittle wee wee stick

MAGA was screaming that it was a radical leftist without ANY evidence… They are just looking for an excuse to justify using force against political opponents

My friends and I participate in Whammageddon every years. Last man standing who survives the season the longest without hearing that song wins bragging rights.

Now is really not the time to be nitpicking the lesser points of American culture. We’re kind of dealing with an existential crisis at the moment.

This is why I prefer hockey, except my team sucks this year.