Hey, you don’t know how many shrimp it takes.

Living the dream!

Note: Sorry bout that.

Byeee!

I wonder if he wants to show his penis to someone else. I mean 250k is 250k.

Often, people say that they are honest, but are actually just rude and unnecessarily critical.

Oh yeah, well good luck doing shit without hands and feet!

No worries if you’re dead and buried.

Looks like he is bitting into his jugular. Jr must have really fucked up.

Just say okay and deal with it later.

Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life…a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.

Skeet Jesus!

Man, they’re really choking up on that chicken.

I don’t see a problem. WFH is about getting your work done, not appearances.

Vivaldi, so far so good.

Bleen

Just give them a firm handshake and look them in the eye. I’d like my parents to sit in on some of the developer interviews I’ve had.

The pillow is full of shit.

Sounds recursive.

Too complicated.

Giganto Jesus!