Because it sucks as a government owned entity and deserves to die for its trespasses against the citizenry at large.

Honestly the 3-5min behind schedule average did it. Germans can’t stand it when they’re late. Ruins their whole little day.

You seen those alligator skin cowboy boots? Thems carnivore shoes

I feel like someone my age wrote this because hotels are not around $100 anymore. Last concert i went to that was sufficiently far away to justify getting a room for the night, said room was over $200, tiny, and literally the cheapest in the building.

Awaken the shoggoth

I mean I’d ride it, but that part don’t go to no motor cycle. More like a monthly cycle.

That’s definitely Mr.Pickles.

It’s blue da ba dee da ba die

Saw something like this at a coffee truck once, but the lady in the truck was kind enough to be gorgeous and wearing lingerie. I assume the tip at that place is some kind of incentive for a dance? Idk. But 100% tip on a $7 drink is halfway reasonable when you might see some tiddy for it.

What the dog do

Earth will be fine. Whether or not people will be able to survive living on it is an entirely different story.

If you’re too sissy to use a screwdriver, you can always use a punch. Those are the true bottoms of the tool chest, made to be used hard and put away filthy.

For some reason it won’t let me post the actual last pic on my phone, which is a yucky rotor I cleaned up and tested at work today. Maybe because it’s from the camera? Idk. That’s the most recent it would let me post