I don’t know about their monarchy, and I don’t care. Our 19th century grandparents were too mild on the aristocrats, if you ask me. Abdicate or get the French treatment.

You should get cash for reasons that are obvious to anyone with two brain cells: if there is a blackout or cyber attack or failure of the internet, you can still pay by cash. The fact that people don’t use cash now is irrelevant. Nobody sits at candlelight listening to a battery powered radio right now either.

As a fellow pervert, I welcome my swedish siblings.

Okay, let’s turn this shipost into a brainstorming session: what would be socially accepted “slutty outfits” for men, both straight and gay?

I feel like our fashion choices are limited to tank tops, shorts and if you feel fancy, half open shirts.

“Unfortunate”

“Meh, what is the worst that could happen?”

If I may ask, what are the mainreasons people are homeless in the Netherlands? Mental illness? Drugs? Unwillingness to deal with “the system”?

Yup. I can do that.

I know, I was trying to make a joke

Sounds painful. Maybe take it easy for a few days, mate.

So, how often do you have to drive manually for the portal? You know, just so I can be prepared and have some sulphur and goat blood in the fridge

Which is funny: Hey, you’re now under surveillance for being straight! What, you’re gay? Hey you’re now under surveillance for being gay!

Honestly, if you look at the world and go “ah yes, majority wiccan”, idk how to help you. Probably by telling you to stop trolling.

That actually sounds quite sane, except the not willing to use weapons part. I would have assumed that would get one straight to alternative service

So, if you are the hyper-manly chest hair and leather jackets gay, you get drafted?

Yes, but only the social media that paid to be included in the plan in the first place. That just continues monopolies.

It is literally a fork of uBO

I have gotten used to coffee and desert. I am officially an old man now.

However, the Italians/French are onto something, an espresso after lunch is great. It gives you half an hour or so of slacking off and then the caffeine kicks in.

Cold call is a good one, I’m stealing that

They are already getting more. They want more more.

Again, that is the thing I don’t understand. They are already filthy rich. Why crash and burn everything? Wouldn’t it be better to just continue making boatloads of money?

Alienate all your allies speedrun

Jokes aside, why? There literally is no good reason to piss of people that like you and are willing to work with you