A copulating donkey?

Checks out, that’s about what a house cost in 1979.

$14.99 in 1979? Christ. You could just about buy a house for that.

It’s a hex placed on their family line in generations past, for some unknown sleight committed against a witch or something. They’re cursed to forever burn any food they try to cook.

Maybe the dad doesn’t know how to cook, either. It’s just a whole family tree of dads who can’t cook.

9/11/2001 is the date the simulation was turned on. Everything prior to that is just programmed memories and fabricated history.

Which sounds worse:

• From the late 1900s
• From last century

Your coloration took an innocent map of Europe and somehow made the thumbnail look dirty. Good job!

Ah yes, Android, the obscure non-conformist indie option. 🙄

“Why didn’t you share it with the rest of the family, you selfish little shit?”

You’d do very well on a few game shows, too!

This certainly seems like the best out of these options. Start a gravel company. Infinite stock. If you can just create it out of nothing at the location of your choosing, you don’t even have to pay for trucks, which I imagine is probably a greater cost in the gravel industry than the gravel itself.

If you send an important email, text, whatever and do not get a reply for hours you know that at least today that person is not being attentive to work

This might be industry specific, but for me it’s the exact opposite. If I respond to emails or slack messages immediately, it’s probably because I don’t have anything important that I’m working on, or that I’m just browsing Lemmy or something. If it takes me an hour to respond, it’s because I was head-down on something and didn’t want the interruption by changing focus to something different.

The RGB value for this color seems to be:

(0,122,133)

As such, it is slightly more blue than green, if that helps you win your argument. If not, you can just say it’s “bluegreen” and only be half wrong.

I feel that. They’re like the kobolds of the dinosaur kingdom.

This seems like an appropriate time to share one of my favorite stand-up routines on Youtube.

I don’t know what that grey lump actually consists of, but for some reason I think it probably tastes really good. I have no basis for this belief, but I would try that. I’d probably take a too-large helping and regret it shortly thereafter.

I for one fully support a minimum income. Maybe, rather than taking choices away from disadvantaged adults and treating them like children, we should be examining why they’re disadvantaged in the first place, and fixing the systems that allow that to happen.

Alternately, outlaw unhealthy food entirely, regardless of income. See how well that polls. If you’re really concerned about public health, that’s the logical step.

I can’t tell if this is a serious comment or not; I’m going to just assume that it isn’t, given where we’re at.

It’s like a what?