*U’s

Compulsory.

Eat the bread.

…yes? That’s what I said.

Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.

Fiction check.

Weren’t the miner strikes started by the management refusing to define metope?

African or european cups?

A Homestar Runner classic.

Times are tough. Can’t afford to post it with bacon this long.

_This_ also works.

I remember somone calling my comment an ad hominem. Bitch, that was not an ad hominem, that was just a plain old insult.

Sea lions, am I right?

Can she be Polish but live in Canada?

I am full time.

Three, actually. The backslash disappears because it’s used up to cancel the undescores (italics in markdown). By doubling it, you no longer escape the italics so the backslash is visible, but the arms and face end up looking like this: ¯\(ツ)/¯.

And it’s in your pocket.

True. He’s actualy Bicyclops.

Roguer, Rouger.