Hand on the top is way more comfortable. I certainly don’t think or drive like vin Diesel. 2 hands near my lap is wildly uncomfortable. Sometimes I can do one right at the bottom but that depends on the car. Sometimes people’s body geometry is different and different things work.

It was a segment on the rocky and Bullwinkle show itself.

Where the logs go🪵🕳️

NSFLW(Not Safe For Lame Workplace)

And it’s from a workplace, clearly safe for a workplace!

Most of the time they are lightweight plastic shells and will crumple before causing any extra damage.

Because actual lube works better?

One other fantastic option is to be holding something and to drop it as a safe word. Requires no mobility other than fingers

You are not wrong. But trans folks can be a lot more sensitive around language use sometimes. Misgendering ranges anywhere from annoying to hurtful to being an actual verbal attack. So their skin is often less thick for gendered language.