It’s a long story

Yes I have but they aren’t much help against an SUV

Well shit

I love the idea of foldable phones but I cannot trust myself with something so fragile. I can hardly even take care of a traditional phone.

I’m lucky the Pixel 6 is as easy to repair as it is I’m on my third screen in like 2 years. Though I do kinda wish I did the 6a since it’s smaller.

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There’s a little Caesars Express in the dumpy gas station in my hometown and it is genuinely some of the worst “pizza” I have ever tasted.

I love it.

So it was an unintentional trans allegory?

We have to lock ours in a safe because our cat’s an asshole

Okay I thought it was gonna be about him dating teenagers since Ariel was sixteen in this movie

Someone fill me in?

“Supposedly” because everyone who told it found themselves in a Siberian Gulag

Obligatory:

This is unironically how i judge if someone is a decent person. It costs you nothing, and requires minimum effort, and yet most people I meet just can’t be bothered. I don’t even work in retail, nor have I ever, but it just annoys the hell outta me that people are that inconsiderate. It’s not like Sam Walton himself is asking you to put the cart away for him. When you don’t do it some minimum wage employee has to chase them down. You’re not better than them. You’re capable of doing the minimal task asked of you.

As previously stated, I’ve met way to many people like this. Pox on the Earth. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.