my wife is from a little village between bremen and hamburg. im actually currently there as her father just passed away. she spent the last 3 weeks cleaning out his apartment while stress eating multiple packs of criispfrish and kinder country
its just that your german-ness really showed in your post, between your username and the text on your watchface
did you have a multigrain brötchen cut in half with sliced salami and cream cheese on one and krabbensalat and a sprig of dill on the other for frühstück
ok thank you, exclamation, bracket bracket then the link in parenthesis
I think there’s a good chance this is two metal panels from a garbage bin lying on the ground with a Jelly Belly brand car air freshener that was thrown away lying on them:
edit: someone helped me
If anyone can tell me how to post links to images that actually show up in the thread like the polly pocket post I’d be obliged
yeah i know it dawned on me quite quickly where it sounded like that was heading…
these “white magic” paperback books from Borders would have you anoint candles with oil to like, I dont fuckin know, endow them with your intention (Id wish the girl in algebra would notice me, so the book’d tell you to think about her while putting oil on a pink candle so when you burn it your “spell” would go into the air or some crap)
that particular book there though was page after page like that where it said shit like “for protection from your enemies wrap some wire around leaf and put it under your doormat”
i had this book when I was an edgy teenager in my middle class bedroom rubbing olive oil on taper candles from the grocery store and… wait this is sounding like something different entirely
you use your fingernails to pry it open while pushing the dick part out
I find adults typing “eepy” to be fucking gross
its blowing americans away
this is horse shit. I feel horrible about my life in the morning. after 9 i go out in my back garden and take deep breaths and look at the stars
so you asked the word confetti bot
my point is you dont need to be trying to tuck your shit to convince the tsa that you’re a chick bro.
just shave that shit bro.
i havent shaved my garbage for a good long while. as ive gotten older, the ball hair has increased in density, it might be refreshing to go cue-ball.
i had a friend (had, as he doesnt talk to me anymore cause he needed to borrow €100 and is always broke so will prolly never pay it back) who was a big evangelist for shaving your shit. he was a bit of a locker room pervert… anyway he said one time he was shearing his nuts and sliced off like a 2mm section of scrotum skin (not all the way to the vas defferens or anything, just deep into the layers of skin), and he said the blood came out like a ruby red fire suppression sprinkler and he couldnt get it to stop
what in the fuck would shaving change? you wanna go buffalo bill at the airport knock yourself out, but you dont need an excuse to shave your junk, wild man
yeah fuck that noise.
ive seen signs at cave mouths that are mostly skulls
scuba is waaay less dangerous. if your shit fails you can surface (depending on depth of course) the bends aint fun
pass! but thank you. I thought I’d post a message to you instead of reading into post history and things like that. silly me.
we’re out of here tomorrow. thanks for saying that, but she wasn’t close to her father. its been a stressful trip none the less.