“Senior Jesus” is how she would say that.

OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!

I disagree.

How many penises does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

lol

I seen this episode of Everyone Loves Raymond. Except it was clearly a mistake.

Now its time to compare several to the national total. You did say the US right?

I agree with that.

I get what you’re saying but it is unrealistic in this society. Many industries opt to replace their workers with automated systems. Perhaps this same level of greed has been redirected into newer unregulated ways.

- welcome!

- i’m doing well, thanks for asking.

Stop trying to make vintage happen, Gretchen.

I believe all cats should be subjected to a collar and tie.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

You can’t make this shit up.

Trying to build a business from scratch has alot of these cycles, and back to back.

Dude you’re almost thirty!

Don’t forget the secret messages you get from playing the whole album backwards at x4 speed.

How generous of you to provide so much science.

Practice your tea-bagging skills first.

not see what

Took me awhile to get it