Screw #8. Everyone here including OP missed out on the actual best Zebra mechanical pencil. The Zebra DelGuard.

It has this crazy mechanism that resists lead breakage by dropping a shield down if you press too hard.

https://www.zebrapen.com/products/delguard-mechanical-pencil?variant=40738814951630

They even made limited edition Hello Kitty ones years ago I imported. Best 0.3mm mechanical pencil I’ve ever used.

Is that mustache just an upside down Reese’s cup?..

Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r7PMxBOSZrw

What about those of us who use our triptronic transmission? I manually shift down constantly to take advantage of engine braking to make my brakes last longer. I used to ride a motorcycle so it made sense to me. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manumatic

Source with audio: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hK45ZscEolM

I think they realized Bridget was hitting on them, and their original response completely ignored that.