Seriously. Imagine if silksong had a swag bag. Itd make a killing.

I mean. It’d have made even more of a killing.

We actually got a whole lot more in terms of swag in the box. Maps, tokens, figures, etc.

Is that bezos?

Needs more rape.

That’s the first time I’ve seen a reflection rotate 180, versus mirror vertically like they usually do…

Just send more rakes. Im sure great Rs can pull themselves up by the straps and overcome a small fire.

Drivers around me checking their messages. Every single day.

Average American voter?

At what level do they talk incessantly about their veganism?

It’s not just the magas - they are a lost cause. It’s also the people who can’t be buggered to educate themselves about the system of government, who believe the president can wave his hand and make a war disappear and change the military industrial complex that is the US. Who whine and hold the entire country ransom to their virtue signalling. Who think their feelings are more important than the collective well being.

*in trump’s USA

Fool. It doesn’t make a sound because you’re obviously still asleeping, and just peeing in your dream. But no worries, the familiar warm sensation will wake you up soon enough.

Is this the next glitter bomb/ fart spray porch pirate trap?

I have four. And I’m declaring a 25% tariff on eggs sold by u/over_clox

So there.

That’s quite a unit.

Goddamnit! NSFW!