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Iron Lynx
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I heard a bunch of kids yelling 67 in a supermarket the other day. I felt my IQ drop by several points just witnessing that.
An occasional acknowledgement of 69 is still nice though.
Polish, the surface finishing process: the o is pronounced like box.
Polish, the language and nationality: the o is pronounced like boat.
“Sex area” sounds like ChatGPT’s gone steamy, only to give up five prompts later.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If my first kiss was pre-transition and i am now a guy but i always had a guy brain, does that make my first kiss with a "straight" guy gay ?
1·3 months agoI had a friend who’s two years my junior. One day I addressed them as “young lady,” and in response I joked “you’re two years younger, even if we’re in an elder home, you’ll still be ‘young lady’ at that time.”
Then they transitioned, she’s now a he, so that “young lady” thing will no longer work 😅
NL here. “Shotgun” is a concept, though mostly through Pop Culture Osmosis.
In a similar context, yep
Y’know, it does sound like something sweet to wish upon someone if it did not literally mean death. I can imagine someone who doesn’t have the linguistic & cultural connection with The West to wish something like that upon someone in a heartfelt manner.
It’s The United States.
With huge boats.
With guns.
(Gunboats)
And probably a deep fried snack next to it.
At least he didn’t have a chat with Marjolein Faber. Otherwise he’d have retroactively died two months ago.
There’s a thing going round Dutch media circles that the pope also spoke with Mona Keijzer, Dutch Minister of housing, appointed in the current PVV trash fire government that somehow still hasn’t collapsed, and herself fairly cringe. The running gag is that if either Keijzer or Vance met the Pope at a different moment, he might still be alive instead of having died of cringe overload.
There is an official DragonForce map though, soooooo…
You really can, when it finally happens his reaction is truly priceless!
These. Albeit in various colours.

Ooh, Pilot Frixion, I like those. I did not expect myself to ever be able to get excited about pens, yet here I am.
I love lending out Frixion Clickers out to my DnD friends and seeing them struggle with the click before they realise that the pocket clip is the thing that goes click.
I have already chosen. And the one that I have chosen for life is not in this set.
Why’d you think the 'Net was born?
Won’t someone think of the shareholders! 😭