Can you run one locally on your phone?

Ah, you’re missing the fabled “SLISH PriSM”!

Malaysian Proton?

NARF!!

This is true, but the browser isn’t the problem: I’m the problem.

In a bid to curb my social media useage, I have Lemmy set up to automatically hide posts from my feed that I’ve already seen, AND I have my phone set up to completely kill any app I close. I accidentally closed the app; the thread is gone forever!

I’m perfectly okay with it usually, but on this occasion I’d already went through the effort to make the image and I think it stands well without context, so I post it here instead ❤

But muh sport!

life feel 3 new 👍

No, you remove them. That’s why it’s unarmed.

I do love a good himbo 👍

You have to check her manual…

Let me do it for you

It’s more true than you think. Sexual diseases are absolutely rampant in care homes and it’s easy to see why: “So what if I get an STI? What’s it going to do, kill me? Hah!”

If only there were more in this world with such critical thinking, maybe we wouldn’t be in such a shit state.

If I wasn’t boycotting America right now, I’d absolutely get one of those.

Poot eet een “H”!

Pulplblglralam!

People used to complain about 11 and Moffat being shit. Oh if only they knew what was to come.

I blame Paz and his burgers.

Fuck. Well I’m going to fuck the earth with my laser piss! But I’m not gonna piss on the earth. I’m gonna go higher! I’m going to piss on the MOOOOON! HOW’D YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA??!?

Shadow the Hedgehog is a fucking bitch, he pissed on my fucking wife!