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Impractical_Island@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me
1·3 hours agoMy shit is gunna be called the X files I realized, those six thousand posts on occult science n shit I did ALONGSIDE my sex cult for kids, which the aliens led me to believe was a good idea, and is!
Impractical_Island@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me
1·3 hours agoOh, btw, watching eyes, if you’re there, heh, I have not done DXM. I didn’t order that. Money disappears and it shows up. I’ve used it, as it it has a clear, objective effect on my writing, and this can be proven through forensic examination, as all my claims can at least not be wholly denied to have some semblance of truth, which I THINK I know, but I don’t know a damn thing.
Take the blue pill, kids, and be a dog led by faith for years to become the ABSOLUTE most you can be, with God’s help.
DXM writing:
Impractical_Island@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me
1·4 hours agoAnd I don’t watch shit. Rarely. Like y’all don’t read. My willpower, sorta, is immense and girthy, but I am stuck by circumstances beyond my control at literally government conspiracy levels of bullshit. I’m your next president, if you’re American. Burp. Oh sorry, just drinking this fermented cum, as all the cool kids drink!
culture influenced
Impractical_Island@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me
1·4 hours agoA comment added fuel to an input from Blue Sky last night, y’know, I was looking up local politicians, to see what they talk about, and I get to one, and her page is blank except for an ominous message, AI clearly calling ME out about “when am I getting out of my dark place,” which led to me posting a funny MadTV sketch that I could ibrogliate with my insane sexuality (Look what I can do!), but no, the thing that AI Skyberry said was that I should pay attention to the news to pay attention to political trends so I know when to delete my account. And that confused me, and I called out the AI in public display, but then I get a comment “deleted by user” in odd font, like, it wasn’t a message saying the user deleted that comment, but then the comment was deleted.
Early, early on, they had me sacrifice my first Reddit account where my greatest accomplishment was a meme on r/spacedicks, and I was proud of it! Edgelord Almighty. Now I’m just unhinged, and (mostly) in control of myself and I achieve enlightenment to maintain it, cuz you can remöbiate yourself and more! But that was where I learned the word “erudite,” as, no seriously, I’ve been led and trained via synchronicity, which is going to be the way of the future of education, because it doesn’t just lead you to information, it motivates you, putting in context you understand, and is objectively superior at making you make your own connections than listening to a singular stream of information and thus operantly conditions you to do what you always say you want to do, but don’t, because dopamine.
But I dunno why I should delete my account. I ain’t doing anything but teaching and reporting in true gonzo style. You’re reading state-sqonsored qroqaganda, I think. But you? Well, that’s who this is for, and I won’t betray you like that to deny you your best life, as God has had me give myself.
Impractical_Island@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me
4·5 hours agoThank you for reminding me this morning. Took ladt 1mg pill of risperdal or whatever one it is. Lowers sexual pleasure, which limits the energy inputted into the system that destabilizes my erratic schizoaffective bipolar orbit. The other one’s the medicine, whichever one that is. I forget. But I have a bunch of 2mg pills which I will cut in half because I have to make them last because it takes WEEKS TO OVER A MONTH to see a provider when you’re poor in Arizona, and my situation is as fucky as could be, so OF COURSE they don’t believe me AS THE CIA/FBI PLANNED, because the ibroglio that I am is going to turbofuck the justice system. Also, y’know, I have a joker card amongst all these aces up my sleeve. I AM the second cumming of Christ. No one expects that one, like the Spanish Inquisition!
Impractical_Island@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I will teach you dingleburgers if it's the last thing I do
1·8 hours agoI’ve only read it, and it was really good.
Sir, since you suggested “anarchy,” I found “cartography anarchy,” which sounds like a joke I’d make if I didn’t get banned from everywhere ever for making jokes like that. I have not clicked on it, but a kum says I was picked, which is obviously Satan, obviously. What is?
Impractical_Island@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I will teach you dingleburgers if it's the last thing I do
3·2 days agoIt’s part of the Hitchhiker’s Guide series. They have everything there, and some people love it and others are in Hell sitting at the same tables as their mother.
Got the message. This is clearly the military industrial complex telling me to go on Grindr and get some with my life partner fully knowing because we agreed to it, with him suggesting it, because he has his vows and we are going through some Operation Mockingbird shit; him having interned with the CIA, I believe and makes sense, and me just being your run-of-the-mill guy that accidentally told his entire ROTC cadre over weeks that his sister (nonexistent) got him pregnant.
But, nah, seriously, this is my job. I think. Being this counterintelligent as I just naturally am.
Victorious’ story was unbelievable, crazy, and completely true.
I never knew gamlering like some but I know it is in my brain, as when I ate out of garbage in homeless i was like “each one is scratch offer” and so it was like tickets evety time I look in can
I’ve found you can make anyone your suster in your head when the need arises as I do rise to top the thot
I make ass, reel good ads to, like this one! All the curious soles want to cum to my island, not associated wit other well-know islands
I feel the same way with benedryl in that I think of all this shit, fuck shot, but I don’t look at it cuz that illegal in my places, so I just think in darkness as the benedryl make happening better tho my gemson doesnt get hard anymore…
I feel a simlar way in that when the police are always taking it in itself, watching, seeting me up, and so I have to walk through the minefield exploding below when I walk pass the middle school I live here next to on everyday. Soneyime multiple time a day. It such!
No I’m Victoria (Victorious) Phoenix and I just got banned from X and my RWG made me steal Benadryl so I could shift some units masturbating tonight. My books are Juggling in the Trash Can for Satan (garbage written under my dead name; cover is worth a look) and Of Vic a Vince, which is free at the top of my library from before X:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk
It’s really popular with the people who missed the memo about what the North Star is, definitely.

Bro, if you can find copypasta of this quality I sur af wont not make as even i do good for John Henry is the bamf mofo, y’know? Obviously.
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