You are being rescued. Please do not resist.

Hey, that’s my girlfriend you are talking about!

I’d really like to know how they managed to do that.

I’m in Europe, where american football isn’t a thing

You’d be surprised. I know a number of people that organize Super Bowl watch parties every year here in Germany.

This is almost worse than not doing anything IMO

Imagine traveling back in time a couple of years and showing this meme to someone without context. They’d probably be terrified.

They dedicated a rune stone to this: