That’s actually a myth (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_customer_is_always_right). Almost every “the full quote is actually…” is something made up decades if not centuries after the more widely known quote.
And your dog sitter just leaves it like that for an entire week, clumps and all.
I love you spidoman
Recently I was told I probably need medication for that fact I’m worried about ten million different things happening right now, but like, surely my fears are entirely rational and justified???
Unfortunately I don’t think he is satire. He’s probably trying to get outrage reactions, though.
The College Republicans club at my alma mater actually invited him to speak on campus.
Imagine having anything about yourself figured out by the time you hit 30.
I like to think of myself as what would happen if a man and a woman had a baby.