It’s a real good thing she isn’t a real person.

4/20 blaze it.

People iron clothes? They don’t have a hand steamer??? Mongrels, I tell yah.

I’m an American and do day/month/year.

I thought this was how it was done everywhere?

I’m calling in the drone strike upon you. You will not escape.

Full is relatively apparently.

Hardest work he’s probably ever done his entire life posing for the camera thing that pic.

Pizza hut sucks, shit was so mushy

Best 420 of my life.

Me since I was born.