All you have to do is squint your eyes. Until they’re closed. And then imagine a frog.

I do it out of love, really

No, no you’re both wrong. Wile. E. Coyote gets a four second trial, guilty as fuck, thrown in jail. Then he spends three minutes going through all the stages of grief, fails to off himself when a cellmate saves his life. He processes his life’s struggles, forgives himself! Goes to his own execution totally at peace. That’s when he sees Road Runner in the viewing gallery. Totally comes undone, loses his shit at the very end. Meep meep! Runs away, circle out to credits. That’s how it’s done.

That’s a comal, brethren. Make it out of carbon steel and it’ll do good tortillas for you.

An I the only one who can see a goose

What a bargain!

Bruh

I’m not even sure bro is 21.

This kind of post is so hard to process. Are you trying to make me believe in a just world? How dare you.

Love the username though. That slang is too rare for my liking.

At one point I had three copies of Bryson’s Short History. I think they’re all on permanent loan at this point. Pretty happy with that

I cannot even imagine trying to beat the rebel cruiser without being able to pause and line up my shots. My heart goes out to you.

Well hell, they don’t like that rule at all

“you will eat the bugs” right? It’s like their whole globalist dog whistle thing

The only ones who say that without irony are right wing though so…

There’s one tier higher than anyone realises on this list. Thai and Cambodian (and perhaps others as well) cuisine has actual wings that have been deboned and stuffed. They’re divine.

This reminds me of the time I was a kid and a houseguest was using our toilet like this with the door opened and I barfed when I saw him doing a shit with his shoes on our toilet seat

Cool though

The life aquatic leads to many powers trousered society would deem unnatural

Ever tried pooping while standing? All I’m saying is don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.

Pooping is what unites us