Geetnerd

I’m in.

Buh bye.

Also, weed users who make that their whole personality are pathetic losers.

Alright, we’re done. You obviously want attention, and I’m not giving you any more.

I’m wondering why this is so interesting to be an asshole about it?

Are you a child? Are you a novice pot user? A veteran would know what I’m talking about.

What’s going on here?

Again… as I stated, I was so high that I secluded myself.

Why are you probing about this?

Because I don’t like internet wannabe badasses, and I don’t like bullies.

Find a productive hobby.

Yeah, what you thought was a badass clapback in your head makes absolutely no sense, and reads as if it was written by an idiot.

Try harder.

Well, reading comprehension is a good thing.

I thought I laid it out clear it was my first time, and like most folks who have smoked before, I didn’t know how long edibles took to kick in.

And when it did, more than I wanted, I found a quiet place, and suffered until it was over.

That’s what I was trying to say. I ate a quarter, waited 30 minutes, thought “This ain’t shit!”

Then I ate the rest, and 15 minutes later I was so high I was miserable. Way, way too high. It was not pleasant. I learned my lesson.

Yep, that was me the first time. I was so high it was ridiculous.

A stock Cybertruck.

“You get T straight from the tap!”

Thanks, appreciate it.

OK, I’m late to the joke.

Is this a AI, bot chick? Is that the joke?

“EXTERMINATE!”

“Also, choose your parents wisely. Mine were Nazis, and my father was part owner in an emerald mine. Emeralds are worth more than diamonds, you know.”

I haven’t gone that far, but I refuse to use Facebook, or Amazon.

Facebook, because it’s a shithole of ignorance, stupidity, and cruelty, and it brainwashes older people.

Amazon, because they hurt local Mom and Pop businesses, and I don’t like the way they treat the warehouse workers.

A rich kid’s personal Attention Gathering App.

Well, a few hours ago, I got permanently banned from Reddit, again, but this time with no explanation messages, or any recourse.

I suspect it was from my contant mocking of Musk and Trump, and the GOP in general.

Fuck them.

“Hey babe, what’s wrong? You seem irritated.”

“Ah, you know, I just started.”

“I understand. So, wanna get naked?”