Here’s a version with better cropping:

Wanted to post something similar, then I remembered that this is shitposting

Based on absolutely nothing, I feel like it isn’t…

I can talk all I want. It’s easy for me because I never had a Twitter Account.

Hope everyone who wants to leave has the strength to break the habit of using the app <3

How courteous

Is it about rimming?

Mine got taken by the foreskin fairy. I didn’t even place it under the pillow. I had a nightmare, must’ve been moving around in my sleep when the pillow landed on my dick. In the morning I woke up without my foreskin and two bucks crumbled up and stuffed under my nutsack :(

Thank you

It bugs me beyond belief that the finger on the left is green and not blue.

If I didn’t know any better, I’d think “scrub bottoms” are the counter parts to “scrub daddies”…

No, it’s fine! Just trying to snack a bit while it is riding.

I’m more of a pocket spaghetti type.

Zip-lock bags were MADE for ps!

Wow, going 88 was never this … “right”

That’s the weird Scientology guy, right?

Eggcellent

#selfcare #mindfulness

“I want to talk to him but I don’t know how.”

You sick fuck!

I always read “read” as “read” but now everything’s different.