I caught myself writing a long response to this, but I got something that I belive will be better: Ok, USAmerican.

Yes, it was weird learning it’s connected to a cult while reading it.

Now that I’m thinking about it, I remeber hearing that there’s a another HP fanfic that’s connected to a cult, anybody know the name? I might be tweaking tho

Terraria, NPC happiness was one of the things added in the last most recent major update

vintage contraption amateur here, looks like a telephone switch to me

I can and will put polycrystalline silicon rods up my ass, and nobody can stop me

This how real professional IT people should deal with the UNHOLY computer, do not dare to BEEP at me machine MY FLESH IS A GIFT FROM GOD YOU SINFUL AMALGAM OF SILICONE AND COPPER, YOUR SPELLS HAVE NO POWER OVER ME

why bother with that in a rant, I say it’s bloat, and they were right to no use it. in fact now that im thinking about this i realize i can save a lot of time if i dont give a shit what the text looks like. cry about it