This is the way.

Printers are banned in my house. I need to print maybe twice a year. I pay for someone else to manage a printer that will work when I need it instead of discovering that my ink is dry or the drivers don’t work despite nothing having changed since the last time I used it.

This explains why I never liked Foo Fighters.

Obviously the cats. Not the birds.

Not my gravity well, not my problem.

There is no shortage of shells for them to eat. My wife will scramble or hard boil and mash a bunch of the reject eggs, shells and all, and feed them to the birds.

I would never shoot into the sky. What goes up must come down.

Good eye. We have two Easter eggers but one of them lays very thin shelled eggs that seldom survive. And the other one isn’t much better.

Do a stool sample for parasites and you will find all kinds of eggs coming from cats.

I’m a trying person