Eww you guys fuck pussies?

And someone spent 100k on it.

That’s me in 2001 carrying my pc to my friend for a lan party. My mom refused to drive me because it was too “dangerous”

We’re apes forced to wear pants because of arbitrary rules.

The Nürnberger defense.

The us has 38 trillion debt, us citizens gamble away over 100 billion a year, a movie costs over 100 million dollars to make. I feel like numbers are just so high that they are meaningless

I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her “nice ass”. To which she answered: “you guys are really original, you know that?”

Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.