Thank you for being gay that I exist.

Amazing.

Are you okay…?

Lol, that is not even related to snobbery, I’m pointing out a common misconception! Unlike cigarettes/vapes/THC/etc, tobacco pipes and cigars are literally not meant to be inhaled. Plus, the thick smoke is unfiltered, so it’s even worse for you than cigarettes…

I also didn’t get it…

Or Enterprise! Shit would have only taken about 12 hours…

If you’re inhaling a cigar, you have no idea what you’re doing…

I no longer have a cat. Where do I borrow a loaner?

You aren’t testing moisture absorption!?

EDIT: Oh, I see the date now…

Skill issue.

Wow, new fear 🥶. Gonna start eating every plant in sight…

Well, now it does!

Sure. And the exaggeration of his jawline could be taken as a copyright infringement against Family Guy…

Why are you trying to get them killed!?

She has such healthy, glowing skin and adorable whiskers! Wait, damn, that’s the right one again…

I feel like they should have posted this yesterday…

…yes.

Honestly? If you put ham on my face, I’d probably eat it before you told me I could.

Am I the only one who bothers to send my turds to the Central Shit Processing center? Maybe they should have pre-addressed shipping labels available…