Ah, may he rest in sheets.

I mean everyone needs a good sleep, especially at such age

Ugh, this post is so corny

Iran Maiden

Baby Medal

Deer Purple

Context for the younger generation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo

(19 years ago huh? … I’m not crying)

No, what you experienced is called apophenia - you see connections between things that are unrelated. Your friend is fine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophenia

Do we have r/im14andthisisdeep on Lemmy?

Cat owners are the weirdest …

C’mon! Bring your pitchforks, I’m not afraid of you!

Are you a dwarf?

So I hate women because I’m attracted to women?

Why waste time like this? Wouldn’t it be better if cinemas would use vertical screens where a popular youtuber would describe the plot of the movie in like 30 seconds while talking at 2x speed?

Fyi that’s Jamestown on the island of Saint Helena

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamestown,_Saint_Helena

Also if your wife enjoys being fucked, she might be a spiritual gay man. And do you know how we call people who fuck gay men?

Which is your favourite Pokemon?

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Unironically I’d bet he scored with that bio

“And this one represents one of the gods: ‘Captain of America’ (according to some sources ‘Capo America’). It belongs to the pantheon of gods from 43 centuries before the arrival”

Damn, 27 years, I feel old now

What? Where I live pissing directly into watter is like the opposite. As my roommate once said: “Didn’t your father taught you how to piss or what?”