

Please don’t.
Yo, my name is Dylan but you can call me DIlly.
As seen on Hexbear, Lemmy.ml, Beehaw and other Lemmy instances.
I’m still non-binary.
Seriously!


Please don’t.


Has anyone seen the cat?
I got something for ya [gives you something]


I like Penn & Teller
It’s NOT illegal to form an alternative government of the United States as a micronation with a distinct name, flag, anthem and coat of arms and such (and you can still pay taxes to the current US government and call that “aid”). Forming a micronation is NOT the same as being a sovereign citizen.
RIP Trevor Moore. You were the Syd Barrett of American Comedy. Shine on, you crazy local sexpot.
It’s NOT illegal to say "with a mortar launcher’ because it’s definitely an incomplete sentence.


If you want jelly, just get some Jello or a jar of jelly. Seriously!


I thought of those POM Wonderful bottles. Seriously!


What about The Upward Spiral?


What


If only we encouraged kids to do Spirograph a bit more.
I suggest reading the link about improv
To whoever said that (or anyone who DON’T talk to people when trying to date): have you tried improv? Improv comedy would help you talk to people better, and would probably give you the confidence and courage
im21andthisissoooooodeep
what about “xohamster”?
Rocky Horror is a bit better than Harry Potter. DON’T dream it, be it.