DudeImMacGyver

3rd Rock was a banger

Ankles so scandalous!

Teleporting 7 inches still sounds kinda badass, would be very useful in a fight or you could just stand and repeatedly teleport to recreate that OK GO video.

Well, shit, that’s manual too: I stand corrected.

There are automatic bike transmissions for both bicycle and moto though I don’t have them.

I wouldn’t call riding a bike driving though.

I drive manual every day, except when I ride my bike instead of driving.

Edit for accuracy, my bike is manual too lol

FOSS FTW

I think you might be taking shitposting too literally.

Trix: Tastes like dead ants!

I always assumed they simply willed it into happening, so, basically, yeah: Girl magic!

They don’t have a hose they can wiggle…