I’m all for the non-binary support. But I’ll be real, every queer person I’ve worked at a coffee shop with was not there to make good coffee or appeal to customers.

I don’t blame them whatsoever, I wasn’t there for that either I’m just saying.

In my genuine honest opinion because I always keep it real, and I do this only so I live my life knowing that I never lie: you look like you suck the shit out of butts for a living.

How Luffy D. Monkey looks right before he’s about destroy the big bad guy in every arc.

Occasionally they throw in a “Frunch” as well just to keep historians on their toes.

“Nazi punks stand back and stand by”

Celsius has a crazy amount of caffeine and it’s packed into a smaller can than the rest of them.

Eh, some could also be solved with more time off.

Nah there are other door dash guys to do that.

Idk, it seems worse that he’s self aware. Before it could be dumping these women because he gets some “ick” about them that he can’t explain. It turns out the ick is a deeply misogynistic fetishization of youth, but if he didn’t put any thought into it at least you could say he’s a toxic product of his culture.

If he’s aware of it then it’s something he could be working on and changing and he instead makes the active choice not to do anything about it.

Dinosaurs writing their ancient pictographic language on giant ginkgo biloba leaves.

Fire and brimstone follow my feet

Because I am a dark Lord who slayeth demons and angels.

Literally me atm. Had some coffee left in the pot. 3:30 is way too late for lunch though.

Nostalgic for 2014 only because if I was out there with what I know now I would own life.

Not gonna listen to my 2034 self though, I don’t even know that guy.

Yeah, but what’s the point? Technically you can avoid all murder if you stay at home in your bathtub all day and never leave the house.

I mean the honest reaction is if someone wants to stay home to not get murdered. Fine, I couldn’t care less and it’s stupid for me to have an opinion on that, you live your life.

But it’s a sort of catch 22 that you’ll only go outside if you can be sure the figures won’t change significantly and the only way to see if the figures change is to try going outside.

I see you and raise you a shitting desk. I just take laxatives all day and I’m skinny as a rail!

Imagine a mouse walking up to you, he takes out a tiny, mouse appropriate sized cheese wheel, and eats it. You think “huh, that’s bizarre” it’s easily the most interesting thing to happen to you this week if not month. And as you’re trying to imagine how a mouse gets that size of a cheese wheel (is a human making them for him?) the mouse proceeds to eat your body weight in cheese wheels in a split second and screams the n-word at you so hard you fall over.

Can you link to this profile or one of these threads? I’d like to read that.