Battery terminal/lug cleaner, if you’re brave enough.

Raw fucking has a calming effect confirmed.

See a doctor ASAP, growths conveying a similar appearance are not okay to “wait and see” with unless you won’t live past .45.

Poor ignorant fools not knowing the F-701 and F-402 hack.

Enjoy your writing in poverty and discomfort, you will never know glory because you sought comfort in convenience and thrift instead of greatness at all costs.

Depends if you have the executive function that permits such ambition.

If you don’t, yes. It you aren’t sure, try your best. It you do, I am pretty sure you won’t, and that should be your guiding star to go.

War Thunder, if your 'tism is weapons grade and a national security risk.

There was a book written a while ago that talked a lot about the breeding habits and sexuality of the Amish, I haven’t read it so I don’t know if they cover the rare practice of semen donor solicitation from the pre-industrial age.

I have heard it from a credible source who relayed a first hand experience going through with it. I have no reason to question either telling, as it was more of an embarrassing story and it is a practice that is known to occur near Amish areas from time to time.

You obviously couldn’t volunteer someone, you aren’t a king entitled to prima nocta.

I have no idea how your one-sided throws of passion would be recieved by the elders, as the account I heard was rather embarrassing and barely effective in immediate results. My understanding is the elders are there to prevent sexual assault or improper conduct, probably somewhere between a cucking and a urinalysis observer’s dutiful gaze.

It is a thing, but uncommon.

For whatever reason they may find it to get some outside genetics to avoid genetic stagnation issues, infertility, or whatever, so they cover the mailbox as an invitation for outside help.

It is highly transactional and utilitarian. The potential father may be given simple gifts for the assistance, but it usually is a handshake affair and the gifts are more a hospitality thing.

Don’t go driving through Amish lands hunting some preindustrial strange, you are unlikely to find it… But you could get lucky.

If we are talking about devoted Amish, they literally only have sex for the purpose of procreation, sometimes through a sheet in some cases. Sex for recreation, including oral or anal, are verboten under the Amish Ordnung oral traditions.

In practice, there is sexual “deviancey” and sex had with some degree of knowledge that doing so is not strictly for procreation. Due to cultural aspects, there is shame brought in by such things that they have to get right with God about. Rumspringa, think last repreve before devoting to the Amish life, is usually when young Amish sow some wild oats with some abandon with the English(outsiders) if they so choose.

If you are a single man going through Amish country and see a mailbox with a bag on it, it is an invitation to donate your genetics to the community. Don’t expect hot and steamy throws of passion, you are fucking through a sheet while the elders preside over the breeding session in the same room.

A devote Amish, I’d assume.

All their chips are garbage tier.

Deepseek is only trained up to October 2023.

Isn’t most LLMs trained on older data? So it thinks you are talking about the last election

I’m just a connoisseur of slang.

Literally the last two words of the first paragraph.

I couldn’t draw out the post long enough with the motivation available to include enough euphemisms for the anal sphincter, so I just included most of the ones I wanted to use so ya’ll could enjoy them and maybe find some new ones.

Cats have a butthole and it is often visible. People have a problem with seeing their cats’ turd cutters and cats do not like to wear pants, made less likely by the largely cottage cat pants industry making feline fashion out of the reach of most. The solution is to bedazzle your cats’ balloon knot with a jeweled medallion that hangs from their tail so you don’t have to see their chocolate starfish.

How much your cats may appreciate something perpetually grazing their leather cheerio depends on the cat.

Rosebud, rusty sheriff’s badge, fart box, smelly frekle, crinkled star, cinnamon ring.

You can remove sharpie by writing over it with a dry-erase marker and then removinging by rubbing it.

You call usually also use isopropyl alcohol, but you may remove more than you intended.

So dry-erase first and then go nuclear with iso if the marker didn’t work.

I don’t care for golf and wish golf courses were better used spaces, but the thing about golf that makes it interesting is the meditative practice of being able to swing the club in just the right way to make the ball go where it needs to.

I like archery and you have the same sort of thing going on there. You have to have your positioning, movements, focus, and smoothness of action to hit the target. You can tell how you failed before the arrow hits the target. Working on fine tuning your actions is enjoyable.