gollumposting

it took me some extensive rattling of the old brain box to process that joke

Italians were created by Romans importing sex slaves from all over the empire

iPad kids RISE UP

horse? more like horsig (horse sosig)

it makes sense without the bottom text

his cube shaped neurons wouldn’t be able to process round objects, so you’d just be a vaguely blurry region in his field of view to him

milk truck just arrive

rawdogged by a garfield fursuit

shoplifters when they have to lift a shop called my spirits and I have schizoid personality disorder: 😰

bald people must be hunted in the streets

Pretty sure in this timeline it would be called the European Sea, not the Mediterranean Sea

Siri suggestion: consooooooooooooom

and someone built a church on it to surpress native beliefs

my daily routine:

fall asleep > fall asleep > fall asleep

rinse and repeat

woahowow japanese therapy woahoh

From my experience, most of the time the issue with these characters is more that they are badly written

most of them are bad people, but most are still likeable. skylar on the other hand is uniquely unlikable.

still is and always has been an overrated game

Fallout 3 was much better