I particularly like the “in these unprecedented times” bit. Every company I’ve called in the past 5 years has had that line on their recording. When every time is unprecedented, no time is unprecedented.

Boondock Saints

Irish Brothers take a vigilante justice approach. Willem Dafoe is the detective pursuing them. Violence throughout, a touch of nudity for comedic purposes, overall a very enjoyable cult film.

They made a second one which isn’t a terrible movie, but it missed the mark a bit and fell short of the first one, so that was disappointing.

Been too long since I’ve watched this movie. Time for another go!

According to my math, your dad had you at age 68? Something is off here, even for a shitpost.

Fever is not 100F. A fever is defined as 100.4F. Why 100.4 when 100 is a much easier to remember and handle number? Because fever is defined in humans as 38C, and that converts to 100.4F.