Cruxifux

“Does bruno mars is gay” vibes

I do not understand shoes on in the house. Like when youre sitting on the couch? Shoes on? Why? Also doesn’t your shit get all dirty?

Yeah it seems wildly inflated to me honestly. But I guess it also depends where you are and who you interact with.

…theres crabs that swim?

As a beer fan, fucking gross

It looks like they’re supposed to be the new Command and Conquer villains

Ah well who doesn’t like the global cocaine trade!

Oh well I like Dua Lipa I guess. Or the three songs I’ve heard I don’t hate is more appropriate.

I dont know anything about Albania honestly.

Is that really the Albanian flag because thats dope as fuck

“You spelt meth wrong!!! >:(“

I mean this one and the Alien movies. For entirely different reasons. Shes a whole range of babe.

She was such a babe in that movie.

You guys get 1% raises every year? Working for someone else in construction in Alberta guys are making the same 30-35 an hour that they were as journeymen that they were like 15 years ago.

This entire conversation is making me dry heave and I have nobody to blame but myself.

Ok, drool into a cup then and try to drink that.

Boyfriends are a liberal lie

I think spit is a better one. Spit tastes fine in our mouths, its always there, youre tasting it right now. Now spit in a cup and drink it immediately. I dry heaved just typing this.

Hey its me, forcing myself to jog in -15 all week!

dies immediately after