I only recently found out this was a thing where I went down a Tiktok rabbit hole of this girl whose dad is a bug chaser. He ended up getting AIDs (on purpose of course) and was all upset when none of his immediate family felt bad for him. He also claimed he had AIDs a half dozen times before he got them.

Are there jerk off jokes about someone’s arm being their lover instead of their hand?

I know your not supposed to self diagnose online, but what do you do when your symptoms perfectly align?

It was my insight into my illusory self.

If it makes you feel better I read it as “a hundred little bags of fries” and have been thoroughly baffled until this comment chain. Because surely a hundred little paper fry sleeves with one or two fry in them is absurd and can warrant a ridiculous response.

It really is or was when I first figured it out. If there is a sex scene that shows everything 9 times out of 10 they will talk about how nice the guys ass is. Funny enough the things guys focus on are typically at the end of the list dick, biceps, pecs. It makes sense if you think about it, a vagina isn’t usually what guys focus on when they see a naked woman. Instead it’s are you a butt or a boob guy? So for them it’s more like are you a butt or an abs girl?

Its clearly a time machine. The left side displays when you are and the right when your going to.

Don’t make your dick the main focus of the shot, it’s typically not even in a woman’s top three favorite features of a man. Women like a lot of the same things we do, butts, thighs, abs tend to be top of the list.

“Honey I am bringing Timmy to the CDC” “WHAT?!” “To Pedo Planet!”

Might have taken a little edge off the Civil War. I smell my foot rotting but I can’t feel it!

I had a store next to the state where I live that was “Bullets, Bibles & Beer” And sure enough that’s what they sold.

Not hard at all, it had a spring so you only had to push it a little bit and it would do the rest. The spring action was very snappy… I am sure other phone manufacturers got it right, but I am still traumatized.

I don’t. I had a phone like that with Verizon and the top would fly off after opening it the 100th time. I would get a replacement and 3 weeks later the same thing would happen. After the 6th replacement they finally let me switch to a flip phone of the same value.

The protein isn’t great, and for some reason The Sharks didn’t jump at funding my “Stale” (steak ale) I could revolutionize the world of drunk weight lifting supplements.

Invite after dark club only.

You can make a lot and then freeze most things without much degradation of quality and then beep beep, ping the servings.

Time period is undefined, could be a week.

Freedom isn’t free.

Want to drive in a world with roads that won’t destroy your car? Taxes. Want to live in a world where people are free to stab you without worrying of repercussions, if not, taxes. Want to live in a country with a strong economy and workforce, if so taxes.

Not at this cheeseburger grill near me. They charge an extra dollar to “remove the cheese”… I think it’s just a charge for a special order because adding a topping or basically any change also costs a dollar.