Berry picker mentality

Pshh, I’ll care about his opinion once he announced his steam machine competitor called the Epic Mickey.

The flag is a big plus

Vatican City

A month? Holy hell if it beeps every 60 seconds I’d be going door to door. I’m sure other people in the neighborhood would be happy to help.

I did it a few times, saves the hassle of cleaning a pan and avoids all the smoke. Doesn’t taste nearly as good.

She shared the info with us because he thought it was normal. I was surprised that the dude was that confident he was landing the plane on the second date.

Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.

Any moment I’m not raising stakeholder value is useless to me.

The DuPont method

You both work at the same Applebees?

Drake was a victim of sexual assault by his acting coach during his time at Nickelodeon. Dan Schneider was also the creator and producer of the show. There’s a Netflix documentary on how bad things got.

Whatever in creation exists without viewing my videos exists without my consent.

This joke hit harder before ChatGPT was out.

Yes

Sarcastic yes

More information

No

I like to imagine everything in the VR Walmart has physics so one person can just start knocking down shelves.

Looks like something from r/NoFap. I imagine the artist is trying to show the difficulties of not jerking off.

1.5 Billion? For 1.5 Billion I’d waffle stomp my neighbor and slide him underneath my police department’s door.

Grug is best berry picker

Promote Grug to Berry Success Team

Grug has to now fill out excel sheets and schedule meetings

Berry picking goes down

Grug is sacrificed to sun gods for a good harvest

The business world is tough.

Oh so you like Kevin Spacey?

It’s too late, I’ve already marked this in your permanent record.