Written by Zack Snyder.

Zack Snyder.

I was inside the set of the German movie Das Boot once. It’s bigger inside than U-Boots actually were so the cameras could go through, and it was still stifingly claustrophobic.

Well, at least there isn’t a narcissistic tech-billionaire around who doesn’t care about human lives and is closely associated with the government.

And Jonah Hill’s ex-girlfriend accused him of emotional abuse.

Well, as a German, I would advise that she be should be cursed so that hair is constantly growing out of her mouth. Haha. The end.

And it’s actually not light coming out of his eyes, but punch energy.

It’s probably done by unpaid interns anyway.

Mozart? More like Meow-zart, amiright? (I’ll show meowself out.)

Blaine is a pain.

The cheery face is what makes this. Electricity will kill you, and enjoy it!

Wouldn’t be the first time: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Defense_Initiative

In German, children often call dogs “Wauwau” and “Mietze” is another word for cat that’s also onomatopoetic.

Fun fact, Christian Bale based his portrayal of Patrick Bateman in American Psycho on Tom Cruise.

I’m an atheist, but isn’t a lot of the bible social commentary? The new testament at least, surely.

When the German cannibal Armin Meiwes was on trial, it was actually a legal conundrum. Meiwes’ victim had explicitly consented to being killed and eaten, even dictating how he wanted to have it done to himself. So was it murder or more of a convoluted version of assisted suicide (“killing on demand” is the legal term in Germany)? He was eventually convicted of manslaughter and got a prison sentence of eight and a half years, a few years later changed to a sentence for life.

Holy shit, that’s the best AI animation I have seen yet!