Its amazing how many times I’ve gotten properly angry trying to google ‘specific but not at all niche or complex thing’ and spent half an hour only finding things tangentially related to it and not useful in the slightest. I swear we’re rapidly approaching the point where even this meme will be genuine reality.

I believe there is an object called a brown sub-dwarf which jupiter would clasify IF it wasn’t part of a planetary system that basically represents the smallest type of failed star, however since jupiter formed from a protoplanetary disc it is indeed a planet. It really is a bit of an issue with our classifications that they’re context dependant though. E.g the moon on its own could be a dward planet, earth orbiting at the same distance as pluto would also be a dwarf planet even with no other changes.

I recently discovered windows actually has a set of far more specific troubleshooters which actually provide useful information about a problem but you have to dig around in legacy settings to find them.