If he were a chicken, he’d probably care more about dealing with bird flu, even if for purely selfish reasons.

Avoiding flushing the water is even harder

But the reasoning given doesnt apply exclusively to horses. Suppose we follow the same chain that gets us “all horses are the same color”, but replace “horses” with “colors”, we would end up with the statement that all colors are the same color. Thus, this is not a counterexample, because black and brown are the same color.

Okay but why is Metro Man the representation of Political Correctness

I mean, you can just be neutral towards or unfamiliar with something, so not necessarily.

maybe some things so incredibly niche that only one or two people total like them, if those people happen to be men?

Tankies aren’t even leftists, they just think they are because someone decades ago got the idea to dress yet another heirarchy in a red flag and claim that it was temporary.

Since there is insufficient cell differentiation at conception to produce any reproductive cells, does that mean that according to the white house, all people are legally non-binary now?

Not sure it makes sense anyway tho, like, if you threaten two people with a gun, but youve only got one bullet and they see that, theyre not gonna be like “oh, he cant shoot both of us, so we have nothing to worry about”. A 50/50 chance is still pretty scary.

Somehow, I cant see Luigi anymore without thinking of the “Luigi going after health insurance CEOs” memes

the original undermines its own message: they are lifting it, even if barely and with difficulty, which implies that those characters are within an order of magnitude or so of literal divine power.

Furries are centered around anthropomorphic animals. Anthropomorphic means it has human traits. Humans are an animal species. Humans have human traits by definition, therefore humans are technically anthropomorphic animals, therefore all art of humans is technically a subset of furry art.

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