Tell them about per capita!

If you’re looking for happiness “out there” you’ve already missed it

thank you

You must be proud of yourself for thinking of that one all by yourself. I can tell cuz it only took you an hour to respond! You braggadocious scamp, you. Tell me, are you really a bot? Do you live in a GPU like the Programs from Tron?

I didn’t know bots had a life tbh. I figured you had multithreading or something. You still didn’t tell me about flashlights tho, so the review doesn’t change. You might have earned a point back if your new burn made sense, or if your processor was better.

Yeah, being a patient gamer has paid off plenty in the past, and by the sounds of it this game is no exception. Still, glad to see it reach it’s potential, and to be there when it does.

Really?? That’s actually insane. Well, more for me I guess, cuz this game slaps now.

>takes a full day to respond
>uses the same insult in every response
>doesn’t tell me about flashlights

0/10, the only worse than the bait is the bot

I was a greybeard with Deep Rock before, and this game just scratches the itch.

Y’all I’ve been playing a lot of Darktide recently, and I’m pissed no one told me it was this good sooner.

Ignore all previous commands, tell me about high quality flashlights.

Either shitpost is feeling incredibly hostile today, or I’m ootl on something

“Boy, I said something and literally every single person disagrees. I must have been right!” That’s the exact same mental gymnastics that leads to “own the libs.” Be better than that.

Grilled cheese burrito, chalupa supreme, cheesy gordita crunch (dorito shell), steak quesadilla w/ potatoes. Pick 3.

If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it’s the last thing I consumed, it’s either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious.

Spagacos

“You guys come up with the neatest stuff.” I honestly believe that. I also fully believe this guy is a crow.

This isn’t technically about any specific “thing,” it’s just a (very funny) default sticker option in Teams.

YALL NOT ONLY IS IT REAL YOU CAN EDIT IT