Yo chill I just quoted an old meme

Yes, you’re going to horny jail.

“That’s very interesting ma’am, so do you confirm that the naked woman caught on CCTV in front of the kindergarten was you?”

Apologies…

DO NOT EMBOLDEN HIM. BAD GIRL!

Now I know :o

I do agree a lot of zoomers just suck with computers. I am not one of them unfortunately, I am confident in my ability to use a computer which kinda backfired cause now I have my boomer relatives AND my zoomer friends asking for tech support.

I technically own a house (long story short, it was to pay less taxes)

I paid only ~2000€ in university taxes this year and don’t have college debt. I’d argue this problem is mostly with being an American (which I am not) rather than being a zoomer.

Steve Irwin is the only thing you have over me, and I don’t know who the others are.

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Come at me grandpas

I will bonk you as well… I will bonk everyone

Uhh, sure I guess. As long as you’re in Schengen

NO! DO NOT EMBOLDEN HIM. BAD FEMBOY!

Bad boy >:(

Stop being horny!

You’ve been horny posting for the past 2 weeks for fucks sake if you wanna hookup just say so

Don’t take away the only joy left in my life. My delusions!

Great! Another one for my head collection!

Good boy

Edit: my head collection :D

Then just smell me and get your hands off my hoodie 😡

Nah sorry, stealing my hoodie is a dealbreaker for me

I was convinced AI went too far when I saw an AI generated video of trump licking a bronze bull with Putin’s face’s balls

So overall I’d say pretty good