Matthew Modine in Stranger Things?

Manic Jack.

Trailius Mixius

I’m legit a little surprised cemeteries don’t have those next to the unborn baby memorials.

I guess that would require consistent ideology.

Absolutely! Also why Berserkers were a thing - to charge into battle with a weapon in each hand and no defense showed their spirit like not much else could.

So that they could join the immortal dead and live on as legend while they feast and prepare with Thor for the end times.

… Did they do Trump too? He’s looking a little…stroke-ish.

It’s called gun control, motherfucker.

Calm down there, Satan.

Chemistry in my ass.

Hey friend, I’m certainly not going to call you dumbass, but I will point out that up here that’s called hot dish.

I think you may be from…Wisconsin!

I think it’s absolutely hilarious that Freud outed his own afflictions and tried to normalize them - how so fitting to his perspective.

Orphan grinding machine goes brrrr…

Boil em, mash em, put em in a stew…

You sonofabitch, I’m in.