The taste of British food and the looks of British women made the Britains the best sailors in the world!

I’ve eaten Surströmming and liked it, been eating it once a year ever since. I’ve eaten Beuschl, Narezushi, mite cheese, eel soup, fried insects (pupa, crickets, spiders, scorpions…), snails, brain, testicles… heck I’ve even made the fish finger pie that one British YouTube cooking show lady made (same ingredients but different preparation). You can’t scare me with eels in azpik!

Me, reading Amex: Ammex! No, wait… Ay-mex! Oh, it’s American Express.

It’s basically this, but you insert any lemmy instance:

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots — they ruined Scotland!

I know, officer. zips up pants But I did it for the memes.

“German Sex Tourist” - in my ass

Well, mistress, the internet said it’s time for me to get pegged again.

They’re extremely racist, which is a huge plus, just like the Swiss flag 🇨🇭

The IRS cares about you and your wealth ❤️

Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪

Funnily enough, 3.4% is the mortality of COVID.

Wasn’t there a movie or show where someone stopped hearing people because of some brainchip fee he didn’t pay?

As a hairy ass man, whose diarrhea comes out as filtered drinking water, wiping is a chore.

That hand is either fat, male, both or just an ugly woman lol

I‘m 30 years old. I have never seen a fax machine and a check. I have only once used a payment slip at a machine before my phone app was able to do this.

Since I have a girlfriend who is not into this - sadly no

Told my girl bestie about shibari by accident as well lol Turned out we’re compatible.

• I have an eating disorder. I hate eating.

• I have a fear of missing anything. I hate sleeping.

• My frown is permanent and smiling hurts my cheeks at about the height of my nose

• I hate my friends because it makes me feel like I have to contribute something.

And no, it does not roll around, it seems to really be BC because my appointments are not listed

Okay if you scroll enough, it goes from year 2 to 1 to 2 and starts getting higher. I went to 1582 again and this seems to be correct

Huh… weird

Edit: Pope Gregory XIII invented the Gregorian calendar and skipped those days to account for the actual solar year, which is not 365.25, as the Julian calendar said, but rather 365.2422 days.