Upvoted for literal Lemmy Shitpost

Remember men, you’re not straight until you beg for other men on the internet to approve of how straight you are. Also, imagine people having relationships that don’t revolve around what a random Alpha Male™ thinks

Bro looks like a corpse

Assert your dominance, put the wig on while maintaining eye contact with the owner

Easy, just put a wig on and keep eating.

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Also remember to never vote or have an opinion on your community’s lives getting harder because you didn’t want to get political