More Than A Feeling In My Ass

Hot dogs are good but I can’t help but laugh at people who talk about hot dogs like a sommelier because hot dogs are almost literally trash

There’s nothing more masculine than dominating another man physically.

;)

I love that it rhymes

c/cunkposting

The cake is a lie

You’re telling me a sock drove this train?

Axl Rose?

Why couldn’t he have been the other kind of mermaid? With the fish part on top and the man part on the bottom?

You’re telling me a Mer made this?

“Hello ma baby, hello ma honey, hello ma ragtime femboooooooooy!”

You know, sometimes memes from the LGBTQIA community seem like they could very well be queer-phobic.

Reminds me of Broad City when Abby says to Ilana “sometimes you’re so anti-racist that you sound very racist”

Oh, ok cool

Having no experience with a full sized convection oven I believe air fryers are faster since they are smaller. Also, they’re cheaper and more apartment friendly than full-sized convection ovens so I’d argue they’re not useless, just serve a slightly different purpose.

Never heard of a convection toaster oven, but aside from being a toaster that does sound exactly like an air fryer since an air fryer is just a small (read: quicker-heating) convection oven

If you don’t own one, you’re not missing out on much. If you do own one, you love that basically anything you would otherwise cook in the oven for 30-60 minutes+20 minute pre-heat (think: frozen meals) can now be cooked in under 20 minutes with no pre-heating time or anything.

Source: went from not owning one to owning one

I could’ve sworn that was a redeye

This got a genuine, full-bellied lol from me. Thank you

Do instruments of torture count?

So glad he beat the cancer!