Firstly, I’m so sorry to hear that and I hope you’re doing okay

I’ve never thought about how a seemingly-less-dangerous heart attack can be worse in the long run

I have a family member (roughly your age) who was playing softball and collapsed on the field while celebrating. We’re lucky enough that he was playing with several medical professionals and wasnt far from a hospital. He had a stent (maybe two) put in and I don’t think much (if any) of his heart is dead

In the right way

White sharpies are too expensive. I’m out

Just don’t call your wife Alice or Eve (unless she’s willing to call you Bob)

I apologize. I keep reading comments like “why did you all vote for him”, so I’m quickly becoming jaded to comments at all Americans

But to answer your question, I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone with either of those names. It’s a very old game, so Waldo might have been more popular of a name here a few decades ago

Because that’s what the books are called here. I assume you call him Wally for a very similar reason

My sister had a bird that would bite me on the neck HARD when I talked. I don’t think they liked my voice

If youre the only one, I think it would look like that Monty Python sketch “Argument Clinic”

They argued in court that they’re not news. You should take their word for it

I completely agree

The only exception would be if there’s a sign saying something akin to “This replica was designed to feel exactly like a real fossil bla bla bla”

“But what about the droid attack on the wookies”

• Jedi Master Coatimundi

I dont have downs and I love grilled cheese

I’m learning Bush and I have more in common than I thought, I guess

Or parents/caretakers (e.g. babysitter)

This meme was made by the signed-ints-for-ages gang?

You’re right, but that may be long after we’re gone, my friend

What’s that?

Do you think silly straws are kinked?

Archer

Try Teeeeeeeeeetris

I agree with you, but I wish I didn’t. I don’t want to have empathy for these horrible people