Not to doxx myself but I live near one of the lowest rated chipotle in America. People still eat there everyday

Ughhh, wake me on the 31st

Meat!? In this economy?

There were shuriken in the croissants as well

If this is Indiana it’s gotta be as dry and bland as their politicians.

Yeah fuck this post. The only ones driving it are the far-right. You’d have to be ignorant to be blaming liberals for the crap going on today.

The real tragedy was leaving that utopia to fend for your life in the real world. Good luck competing with AI for that McDonald’s job Truman!

If it isn’t a lake then what’s that boat doing out there?

Words with the -ism suffix. Like capitalism, authoritarianism, veganism, etc.

Most of the -ism’s get you here. The only one that doesn’t: Peppa Pigism

My street name is BSD. That’s right, all the ladies know I support Berkeley Software Distribution.

Sunny D is the juice of an orange, skeeting into a cup of sugar.

It’s that perfect spot I call the Groan Zone

American culture is practically a turd in a box with a $99 price tag on it.

I let the weeds and grasses grow between the concrete slabs. It’s like dad repellent.

That movie had so many rules to it I couldn’t follow it either

The first rule of Project Mayhem is you don’t ask questions about Project Mayhem.